Smurf J

Receiving a blow job from a partner with a blue mouth, such as immediately after sucking on a blue raspberry sucker.

Dude, Rachael gives the best Smurf J’s.

by catheterking June 26, 2020

J. Millz

Someone who likes to sing fun songs with his awesomely awesome best friend and domestic partner for life. He's good at puns and rhyming but seems to dislike cyborgs. He has a fluffy dog and is a Skyping fiend. He also runs into things with his car, and when it's fixed he has to take his bestest friend forever to the candy store. He's in love with his domestic partner and thinks she's the coolest person in the world. <333333

J. Millz is a pimp.

by cyborg4lyfe August 24, 2011

PB & J

Pussy, bitches and jazz. Can either be used at school to hide your true intentions, or just as a fun abbreviation. Many people prefer to sub the J for “Jizz”, “Jam”, or “Junk”. These are all valid options.

“Dave could really use some PB & J, he’s been really down lately since his break up.”

by Daddyman93 September 12, 2019

J HOLE

When your so stoned you can't move

I smoked so much weed I think I'm in a J hole!!

by Mr Mango Head May 6, 2025

Alex J. M

Stubborn, won't listen to you, likes to be right majority of the time, responds with f3 to whatever you say, refuses to talk, and very funny to the point of dying laughing. He is also kind, considerate, goal oriented, caring, there for you if you need him. But, let's not focus on the latter.

Alex J. M is always cussing somebody out.

by Alex's wonderful friend March 26, 2019

jumphobia/j

fear of mapel bind, having anxiety during and before mapel bind

anw its purely a joke, i dont have any intentions to mocks someone else <3

emma : i think i have jumphobia/j
anna : that must be sucks right?

by smckmyass November 6, 2021

j

A letter from the alphabet, don't you fuckin' know?

A, B, C, D, E, F, G, H, I, J and it goes on.

by IoanIvanov February 13, 2017