Douche Butter

A codeword for your crush that you love and admire. Usually you keep him in secret.

Person 1: who's your crush??
Person 2: oh, you know Douche Butter

by averagegrandma October 10, 2014

Douche

A person who leeches people of happiness and is very thick. Quite LARGE and talks to himself in his own language. A bit scary..

Douche: GFJKGSGKALG
Person 1: Dude, you are such a douche
Person 2: *shuffles away*
Douche: *follows*
*people leave*
Douche: *pulls out a big mac*

by A. Victim September 26, 2009

Moby douche

A different version of moby dick that is a huge duchebag. He eats dick and sucks balls.

Hey Bill, I found a moby douche in the ocean. It appears he has a huge cock in his mouth

by Fresh mountain dick November 13, 2018

Tow douche

A tow truck operator who thinks he knows everything but is actually an incompetent know it all idiot

Got my car towed last night, tow guy damaged my bumper.. what a fucking tow douche!

by HTJA October 22, 2016

Douche Fart

see also "Rolling Coal"

Hey Jim, your truck let out a douche fart.

by thatguy1988 January 11, 2024

douche swindler

someone who swindles douches

that guy is a douche swindler

by the_master_of_funk September 24, 2010

Pseudo-Douche

A genuinely decent person who plays the douche card to conceal their own inadaquacies or feelings. Usually tries to please everyone by making jokes that fall just short of the verge of edgy.

Broseph, I thought that dude Chad was a total dick, but he's just a pseudo-douche. He can come to the party tomorrow if he can handle his liquor.

by Just-Ice, man. July 7, 2009