A man who lives in Virginia and spends more money then he earns on a girl who sucks dick behind his back meanwhile her vagina smells like fish, this man will cut every close friend out of his life for a golddigger without even realizing it
Hey I hear Alex flew into town let's hang with him
Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about
Nah hes a simp , he's probably shoving a bundle of roses up veronikas vagina to get rid of that awful fish smell that half of Portland is complaining about
by JewishNutsack June 8, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Simpalations101 December 7, 2020
Get the Feen simpmug. One who savagely slams one others significant other with their ram rod horse sausage all night long.
"Yea I'm a simp, a simply slammin your girl with my horse meat ding dong. And that's on God babygirl."
by R4NG3R2800 November 4, 2021
Get the Simpmug. by queennii  November 29, 2020
Get the SIMPmug. by gfghdg223 March 7, 2020
Get the Simpmug. by Sloooo February 10, 2022
Get the Simpmug.