Kensington Wedding Bells

The sound of a bottle breaking

-Yo, It's 1:30 in the morning, Who the fuck is out there breaking bottles?

-Oh just some dickhead ringing the ole Kensington Wedding Bells

by RoDizzleYerNizzle May 19, 2021

water gun wedding

A wedding in haste purely for the virginal or the celibate who desire to fornicate in desperation.

They had a water gun wedding on their second date and divorced on their third.

by unknown anilatak February 5, 2010

wockets' wed gware

Excerpt - what lyrics to the Star Spangled Banner would
sound like if sung by Barbara Walters or Elmer Fudd

wockets' wed gware, gave pwoof twouth the night...that
our fwag was still there...wand of the fwee...home of the
bwave (huhuhuhuhuhuh)
Not written as a slap in the face to the United States,
but rather to illuminate the underlying attitude that
pretty much "anything goes"

by weasler February 25, 2006

Watched the Wedding Live

A phrase used to politely tell someone they look like garbage by insinuating that they stayed up to watch the Royal Wedding in a Western time zone.

1st person: Hey, look at Phil.
2nd Person: Ya, he looks mega tired.
1st Person: He must have watched the wedding live.

by OhCocoa May 22, 2011

bundle of joy wedding

a couple in love having a wedding and a baby.

girl:"Jen and Landon are so in love!"
boy: "I hear they are pregnant"
girl: "Aren't they getting married?'
Boy: "won't that a bundle of joy wedding!"

by reinrag6 December 24, 2009

italian wedding chandelier

a woman lays on her back with her legs up, the man then pees in her butt hole

Emm aand Adam did a little of the ol' italian wedding chandelier

by Ken Boner October 13, 2016

Mexican wedding ring

The ring around the wifes eye from the husbands fist. a black eye.

Did you see that puta? she has a big ass Mexican wedding ring foo. she must have talked a gang of shit.

by Ce Ere September 13, 2010