Bonus waffle

waffle, babble, farce, hype about how off the hook our bad sex was; an edible token

drew: *bonus waffle*
jeff: lies man, our sex was bad, keep it

by keepit April 22, 2013

Fork That Waffle

A phrase developed during a live show by a hyper kid named Nick aka "TheMagicalSeaOfNick". It was originally a modified version of FTW (For The Win) and has been spread around the youtube community. The phrase "Fork That Waffle" is now used hundreds of times a day.

Random Guy- I just won one million dollars
Random Guy2- one million dollars, FTW!
Random Guy- YAH! Fork That Waffle.

by SillyGuy86 July 24, 2009

squirt waffle

defecating explosively while wearing fishnet tights

Oh man, I had diarrhea so bad at family breakfast that I squirt waffled in front of Grandma.

by herpdenerp May 29, 2017

Medium waffle

WHEN 2 NIGGAS GET CAUGHT LACKIN!
Basically, its when 2 niggas be fuckin in a walmart

AY, THESE G O O F Y NIGGAS IS SOME MEDIUM WAFFLES

by ykdeAtsass March 5, 2018

waffle fest

only girls hanging out together.
opposite of sausage fest (all guys hanging out)

Why can't there be guys here, its such a waffle fest.

by miked10 July 1, 2010

Twat-Waffle

Being a cantankerous thundercunt because you think you're important

Bob: Hey what do you think of Nicole?
Me: That bitch is a straight up twat-waffle.

by Maggy676435 March 3, 2015

Dick-Waffle

A term you can call someone who "woke up on the wrong side of the bed," someone who is not a morning person and is a dickhead in morning.

"hey wake u...."

"FUCK OFF WHY CANT U LEAVE ME ALONE"

"wow, don't be such a dick-waffle!"

by sluttymuffin123 February 21, 2014