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Welcome to Washington

1. A phrase you say to justify conniving, cutthroat actions made by yourself or others.
2. How one would say, "this always happens here" in Washington DC.
1. John: "Wow, I can't believe she dated me just to get my connections at the Pentagon."
Sarah: "Welcome to Washington."
2. Visiting friend: "Sorry I'm late. There was a protest in front of the White House which backed up traffic all the way to the beltway."
Friend: "Welcome to Washington"
by F.Underwood December 22, 2015
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Welcome Mat

Soul patch? I don’t Fucking think so. Ladies and gentlemen, I present the welcome mat. Only here may a voluptuous woman (or man) sit and receive the most welcoming of pleasure. Oral pleasure.
That dude has a sick welcome Matt.

Source: Esperanza
by That Fuhking guy August 13, 2022
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welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk

Yes, this is a word. It's another name for the houseleek.
"Why is there a welcome-home-husband-though-never-so-drunk on your roof?"
"What?"
by CToad7 ALT March 14, 2023
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Overstaying your Welcome

Man... I hate to say it, but if you look up 'Overstaying your Welcome' in modern dictionaries, it's a picture of LEGO Batman.
by Wingletoneastsdingleton December 13, 2023
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To YT welcome

To YT welcome
by To YT welcome October 15, 2021
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welcome to my murder hotel

An invitation to a bukakke party and gangbang ceremony
by quartz89 January 28, 2022
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A New Zealand Welcome

The national greeting in New Zealand that begins with beating your wife and ends with jacking off to Troon porn.
I give my wife a New Zealand Welcome every time dinner is late.
by snorts mcgee April 15, 2023
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