Vaginal Malfunction

When your girl’s pussy is suddenly either too tight or too loose to properly fuck her.

“Did you have sex with Rebecca, man?”
“Yes, but it wasn’t good. She had a vaginal malfunction.”

by Dahlia A.N. March 11, 2019

Vaginal Integrity

when a female is truthful about how many guys have been in her vertical smile

My cousin met a female at the club who said she could count the number of guy's she had been with on one hand but her vaginal integrity was compromised when he found out one hand meant using it numerous times

by da1andonlybigC April 29, 2008

Vaginal Philanthropy

When your buddy calls you up from a bar because there's more women for him to handle on his own and he wants you there to divert some of the estrogen flow.

Chewie called me up from EPSN Zone because he was with two hot Asian chicks and wanted to spread the wealth. What an act of Vaginal philanthropy!

by Quinmill August 25, 2007

Vaginal Explosion

When a girlss cherry pops with such intency that it explodes all over the the males penis. The blood goes in every direction.

"DUDDEDE! I poped this girls cherry last night and it went everywhere!"

"YOOO that sounds like a VAGINAL EXPLOSION!"

by Evan and Sam February 27, 2008

vaginal ownage

having your name tattooed above or around a girls vagina, so you can literally claim it as yours and yours only

alex: wow that girls hot ima try to hook up with her

marc: na man that was chris' girl you legally cant do that

alex: what are you talking about?

marc: chris claimed vaginal ownage on her

alex: what?

marc: his name is tattooed above her vagina,meaning he owns it, if you touch her he will kill you

alex: damn...

by christophorus September 4, 2010

vaginal disfunction

when one's vagina has been penetrated so much that it can no longer be pleasured even by the largest of cylindrical or other shaped objects, they are said to have a "vaginal disfunction"

hello? 911? my friend sabina has a vaginal disfunction

by Yergen January 16, 2007

vaginal contribution

an effort or opinion put forth by the fairer sex

Mom: Tom, I finished washing your protein stained pj's

Tom: I appreciate the vaginal contribution mom

by Krackton January 6, 2010