ultimate justice

Three in the stink. The evil step-brother of the shocker and the reverse shocker.

Emily's o-ring was ruined when she received the ultimate justice.

by Joe September 17, 2005

ultimate-guitar

A large guitar tab website with forums and news. If the article is created and it's about a band, the members will find anything, making sense or not, to bitch about. It is apparant that being a member of the UG Forums is contradictory in itself because the members are in a music community, but they clearly dislike all music and have to find some way to slander it so they can seem like badasses to their homies. They are also known to have poor grammar.

insert band name are shit. insert lead singers name NOT capitalized, mind you is a fag and needs to die

- Typical quote of an ultimate-guitar member.

by LyksMuzik March 19, 2008

Ultimate Troll

BEING AWESOME!!!!!!!

How to be a ULTIMATE TROLL
Person 1:What's up?
GENIUS:Your mothers legs!

by AWESOMENESSSS159753 April 8, 2012

The Ultimate Grunt

The future ruler of the Universe. He will be worshiped by all.

All hail, The Ultimate Grunt. Ruler to all!!!!!!

by The Ultimate Grunt January 16, 2004

ultimate douchebag

A man in his 40's who still lives with his parents and lies about his life to attract underage girls. He also likes to talk about his qualities. Those being a sense of extreme attractiveness, a heightened sense of a profound knowledge and amazing humor and intelligence, mean while, he looks like a gay, Jewish man and has little to no knowledge that is out of the ordinary and is ultimately dull and boring.

Oh man...don't look up that guy Joe C. is right behind us, he is the ultimate douchebag.

by Kat S May 18, 2011

ultimate amogus

the sussiest of the sus rises from the top ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

Person 1 : Dude, why u actin so sus?
Person 2 : ultimate amogus, ඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞඞ

by Moondirt December 2, 2021

Ultimate Stranger

When, after having two non-functioning arms for a period of time, you have an arm transplant procedure and use the new arms to pleasure yourself.

Note: This has to be done before full nerve growth occurs or it just isn't "ultimate".

http://www.cnn.com/2008/HEALTH/10/08/karl.merk.arm.transplant.ap/index.html

Jerking off after the above.

"Hey I got my new arms! Time for an Ultimate Stranger!"

by LandoAWD January 20, 2009