Tyson Kelly

tyson kelly is a fuckin mad lad

yo that dude is totally rad shawty, must be tyson kelly

by tysxo April 8, 2021

The Mike Tyson Theory

F***ing someone the opposite sex the way the same sex would f*** them until they love you.

Last night I tried The Mike Tyson Theory and I f***ed my boyfriend in the a** until he loved me.

by Nunyabiznaz92 April 21, 2021

Tyson

Tyson has a humongous cock all the girls want

Damn look at tysons cock

by goongi April 22, 2021

Tyson P

A 15 year old who is currently experiencing a midlife crisis. This person, instead of a grain of salt, has a grain of life he is somehow attaching onto.

That guy is a Tyson P and it’s doodoo

by wowzers holy July 12, 2022

Tyson

Has absolutely ruined me for any other man..hung like a donkey and knows every right way to use it..and he has the cutest little wrinkles just under both his butt cheeks..my dream guy

Tyson pushes my button

by TCS80 June 21, 2022

Tyson Mintz

A SPED LOOKING A** KID. also get obese like every god damn day. like all he eats is diseases, AKA diabetes. he play goriila tag and is a no giga chad forest play. his dogs are poggers and cool.

Person 1:" yoo its tyson mintz
person 2 " yo IT IS tyson mintz i dont wanna be like him
tyson mintz" SHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEESH"

by EpicGigaChadOfSuS May 4, 2022

Tyson

me

hey Tyson how you doing I'm good thank you very much

by htye May 10, 2022