face tweeting

When one uses facebook as a twitter like apparatus to express random shit.

Face tweeter: "I just ate some soup lol"

Guy: "Couldn't you have just used your twitter account for that?"

Face tweeter: "Oh, sorry. I must have been face tweeting again."

by The Mighty Gallahad July 26, 2010

tweet others as you want them to tweet you

A banal expression born of the women's movement in hopes that President Trump would possibly think a bit of his mindless use of Twitter.

``We hope that all would tweet others as you want them to tweet you.''

by tirtle January 21, 2018

Conan Tweets

The act of tweeting indiscriminately and “not giving a shit.”

Damn man, your Conan tweets are depressing as shit, are you okay?

by I look like shalissa September 23, 2018

corpse tweet

Twitter feeds that are connected to auto-posting software and continue to Tweet after the company is closed.

Three months after their startup died, their corpse tweets kept getting pushed out ever day.

by kat071 May 25, 2015

Tweet fluff

A tweet fluff is when a business leader or celebrity tweets positive news about a stock or crypto currency causing it to suddenly rise in value.

Don’t worry about the crypto crash - Daddy Musk will tweet fluff it again and it will recover all of its lost value.

by Urban_Anthropologist June 14, 2022

Etc. Tweets

When you yell something you would not say on twitter but want to say anyway in a large group of friends.
Generally it is vulgar stupid or funny.

Dave:I just took a shit!
Mike: i am sick of your stupid Etc. Tweets just shutup!

by definitleymaybe November 10, 2011

Selective tweets

A method of filtering what you want to go from twitter to facebook.

Selective tweets prevents copies for when I share things with apps.

by Ajw November 12, 2012