Either he engaged in DIRECT DIALOGUE with the CREATOR OF THE UNIVERSE... OR... HE DID NOT DO THAT. Maybe he had and appiphony and he considered THAT God. Maybe the bush had psychedelic properties and he got high and THOUGHT he spoke to the creator of the universe.
Hym "So, What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush? Probably nothing. Burning bushes don't speak. The revelation he came up woth was in no way profound... Because they had JUST LEFT A CIVILIZATION... Where the laws were likely identical to the 10 commandments. And a better question than that would be 'If I went back in time and stood next to Moses... WOULD I SEE AND HEAR GOD WITH HIM?' Do you think... That a guy... SPOKE TO FUCKING GOD, JORDAN? And that God... SPOKE BACK TO THAT GUY IN DIRECT DIALOGUE? Is that a thing that YOU FUCKING THINK ACTIVELY AND ACTUALLY, JORDAN? Jesus fucking christ, it's like trying to get a special needs kid to admit to swallowing a lego! Did you eat that? DID YOU EAT THE LEGO?"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
Jordan Peterson "NUHNGNUHNGNUHNG! DERRRR!"
Hym "That isn't a response to the words I said Jordan! Did you eat the fucking- Spit it out! Spit out the Lego Jordan!"
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
Get the What happened when Moses spoke to the burning bush?mug. by Joe lupton sucks July 31, 2018
Get the Moses marnesmug. Verb. To seperate the risotto in order to check if it needs more liquid. If the risotto stays parted (so if moses can walk through with dry feet), it needs more liquid.
by Remcovdborn November 29, 2020
Get the Mosesmug. by Daddy-Fushiguro March 2, 2025
Get the A mosesmug. Anastomosis: medical term meaning the connection or joining of two tubular structures.
A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.
Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
A penetrative sex act where the receiving partner has a colostomy or ileostomy. The penetrative partner then fucks the anus (blind pouch) while reaching down and eating out the ostomy. Fingering the ostomy is accepted for half points.
Can be reversed by performing a Philadelphia Sidecar while simultaneously eating the ass.
" did you hear about Charlene's accident? She's lucky to be alive but she has to shit in a bag."
" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
" Of course I heard. I called her last night to schedule her a nasty Moses."
by Harry.Manback August 26, 2024
Get the A Nasty Mosesmug. Someone who is kind hearted and loving, seeking to cheer others up, is trusting and not picky. Very curious and will always keep trying to do his best. His presence alone allows the truth to come to light and those around him to face the secrets they have been hiding from everyone, even maybe forgetting the truth themselves. A wonderful person who knows what he likes and is not to be taken for granted. Because his heart is so pure he is not to be forsaken, nor used and abused, yet revered for the humble man he is, a honest loving peace-filled man. Through him as a vessel for the most High, the impossible is possible
by lovingAwareness November 23, 2021
Get the Mosesmug. 