by chadly buxtonia April 30, 2004
by BlondesRfunny May 01, 2007
A Mexican that is short, generally under 5' 2", and does not qualify to be called midget or dwarf.
A Mexican that looks like a smurf!
A Mexican that looks like a smurf!
by Trencitas January 26, 2011
A smurf cooler is enacted when sexual activity leads to arousal of a male, but is discontinued resulting in a lack of orgasm and ejaculation.
"My boo was giving me the best blowjob when she got distracted by Keeping Up With the Kardashians and stopped. I felt like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
by Jezebel72 July 18, 2013
The act, intentionally or not, of withholding sexual release and causing sexual frustration and/or the condition known as "blue balls."
"When she put us on a break for a month to figure things out it meant no sex. It was like my balls were put in a smurf cooler."
"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
"Girl stated going down on me but then she got bored and put me in the smurf cooler."
by bearhotep July 18, 2013
Mira’s the most beautiful, smart, absolutely amazing and (rarely) funny person you’ll ever meet. She has a pretty face, pretty smile and the best hair I’ve ever seen, and she literally perfect physically, But she’s like the height of a fun sized snicker bar. She likes cats (ik disgusting), sometimes only responds with an emoji and She has a terrible music taste for the most part but other than that she’s cool.
Me without Mira the Smurf : * life boring and dull*
Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*
Me with Mira the Smurf : *enjoyable and more fun*
by Mira’s Husband February 20, 2023
The act of heaftily packing your significant others anus with blueberries, and proceeding to fuck her until your cock turns blue.
Man 1 - Yo brah i gave my lady a dirty smurf last week and my cocks still blue.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
Man 2 - Go with christ brah, go with christ.
by nate.dawg August 07, 2008