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Tyson

A man who doesn’t know how to spell on purpose. He uses words like fina, needa, ima, yo, nah, and so on. A guy like this would spell things wrong just because. Like if someone like this were to say “ I’m going back to the skate park because I left my board there“ they would say it like “ im fina go bak too da scat parck becase I left my bord ther.”
Drew: when is the game?
Julia: I think it starts at 6
Tyson: da gam starts att 6
Cam: is anyone going early?
Tyson: ima go earlie.
by Kathy Mac Lathy October 21, 2019
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Tyson

Man worth fucking hard in the ass over and over even if you’re not gay. Take him out on a camping trip and shove it in til your dick falls off
by Niggafucker3000 January 15, 2024
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Tyson

A name of a male that shows dominance, courage. Fully sends it. Usually the one that gets the girls at parties. Eats a lot to get big. Bully’s his smaller pairs. Usually into cars. Always wants everything to be their way otherwise they will unleash their inner demon which you don’t want to fuck with because his eyes will show the words kill.
Hey Tyson. Let me guess, we’re doing what you want tonight. Probably a party.
Tyson : of course we are you idiot
by Poisonousberryballs November 21, 2021
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do a Mike Tyson

If your friend falls asleep at a party and you just leave them behind without saying goodbye.

In distinction to a french exit where you just sneak out of a party without telling anyone, "to do a Mike Tyson" specifically means leaving the person you came together to the party behind, because he/she fell asleep there.
How could you just do a Mike Tyson last night? I woke up next to these bunch of strangers in the middle of the night and had no idea where you are?!!
by thommydabai August 1, 2021
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Mike Tyson

A measurement of currency in which is 1 million USD.
"Oprah is sure worth a lot of mike tysons"
"Bill gates makes at least three mike tysons a day"
by Pixsian December 14, 2016
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Tyson

A gay boy with a earring in his left ear who steals your girlfriend
Fu tyson
by Lt lilly October 11, 2018
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tyson welch

Awesome at everything.Fucking hilarious.has a huge penis.nice hair really nice.short and skinny.good at all sports.good with electronics.likes camping and has lots of friend's.shares a lot and has asthma and he doesn't take shit.the most bandanas person you'll ever meet.

Your lucky if you have a Tyson Welch In your life.
Wow he he's a huge penis like a Tyson Welch
by HungryHippo April 24, 2015
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