by Xxander420 January 28, 2017
Get the bar thirty mug.A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012
Get the Thirty Shades of Dave mug.Oh-dark-thirty.
by ÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑÇÇÑ August 25, 2025
Get the oh-dark-thirty mug.Male testicles that range from the age of 30-39. These testicle tend to have problems, this is when men should get their sperm count checked and make sure they have a lively swimmers. If a male has a lack of ability to hold a woman, it must be because his balls don’t work. This is a common theme for people named Daniel. More than likely it has to to do with looks, but their testicles get saggy and sweaty throughout this 9 year period. Most women do not like a man with “Dirty 30’s”, especially those who do not get them checked out. Damage to the testicles may also expedite this process.
Person 1: Dan, you suck at dating!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!
Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
Person 2: No I don’t! It’s women being women!
Person 1: Dan, it’s your dirty thirty’s! Most women and little girls don’t want that, they want Man Balls!
by CMBD_MD April 13, 2025
Get the Dirty Thirty’s mug.A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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by Adujasty343 June 15, 2025
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