gee poon

a wide set flaming vagina

i went to the doctors last week, and he told me i had a gee poon

by geepoon August 17, 2010

Slay The Poon

The act of a young man (usually of high school or college age) having sexual relations with a girl without intending to stay with her, usually used by one young man to one of his male peers so that he might brag about how manly he is.

Dillon: "So did you slay the poon, or what with that girl last night?"
Mike: "Nahh dude, bitch didn't want to give it out."

by dm AbsoluteZero March 2, 2008

Poon-Laden

1. A female the uses the promise of sex to manipulate and terrorize a man.
2. The woman in a relationship who 'wears the pants' and controls her boyfriend/husband. Control is usually achieved by way of the tactic listed above.

Friend 1 - "Man, Joel's girlfriend is a controlling bitch! She threatened to withhold sex if he came out to play poker tonight."
Friend 2 - "Yeah man, she's a goddamn Poon-Laden"

by oShun May 28, 2006

poon pond

the wet patch left on your sheets after you fuck a chick; female ejaculation on your bed sheets

"You should have seen the poon pond Jessica left on my couch last night".

by Rupert Tippens May 23, 2006

tight poon

One who has a unusually tight vagina. Commonly constricts the male genetalia.

Ross's Sister has a tight poon.

by Poon Daddy May 19, 2006

poons god

The end result if you turn "Snoop Dog" backwards in a certain way.

"Oh my god, am I the only one to notice that snoop dog turned backwards in a certain way spells poons god?!"

by Pisshead March 2, 2005

Poon hound

A heterosexual being who really enjoys the pursuit of poon. Even though the results of the poon hound vary with the actual 'getting' of women, the poon hound never stops his pursuit of poon. The poon hound is legendary.

That Casey Berner is some poon hound. Too bad he'll be on 'To Catch A Predator' mistakenly at age 19 because they think he is 47.

by stlouiscardinal180 October 1, 2009