son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma May 19, 2012
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No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
No , Rick we didn't do the horizontal poker !
by Wizdee May 10, 2011
Get the the horizontal poker mug.The name given to a very unfortunate looking female. I'm certain parts of the country a paper bag is called a poke
Did you see that chick with the jacked up hair? Only had 2 teeth and a big nose. She's a double poker.
by Gray Ass Crack December 4, 2018
Get the DOUBLE POKER mug.When you win a lot of money at once (not necessarily in poker) and you get excited, you get a poker boner.
Did you see his poker boner!
I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
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I can't believe everyone got a poker boner but me.
Holy shit! I have a poker boner
by Charlushka July 4, 2016
Get the Poker boner mug.son: Dad, what is a poker habit?
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
Dad: son, it's when people are addicted to games where you need to bet money. it becomes a disease that needs to be treated ASAP in that particular individual. Otherwise, people can lose their financial savings. their marriages, their property and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid complete financial ruin.
by Sexydimma February 22, 2013
Get the poker habit mug.Someone who sneaks behind and pokes someone in the ear so hard they leak banana nut pudding from all orifices.
Gary: That damn ear poker got me good!! I didn't have enough paper towels to clean up. It was pretty embarrassing.
Tom: dang man that so suck
Tom: dang man that so suck
by PapaDroe February 7, 2018
Get the ear poker mug.son: Dad, what is a poker habit, is it some kind of poker hand that i don't know about?
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
Dad: son, no you genius. It's a disease, that needs to be treated asap; otherwise, people lose their financial affluence and may even end up doing harakiri to avoid financial ruin.
by Sexydimma July 28, 2012
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