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Mung

Another word for Smegma or dick cheese. Mung is the crusty stuff that appears around your dick tip after you bust a nut and don't clean it.
Dude, I was running out of food, but I realized I can just eat my mung.
by munglord69 May 5, 2019
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gunge the munge

a kiwi that is ginger that lurks in the dark corners of your home.
he will shid toothpaste while eating eggs and cereal in your basement.
the gunge the munge was found eating eggs and shiddin toothpaste in james house
by lennodium June 3, 2023
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candle munging

Basically all candle munging is you take you and group of friends to a graveyard dig up a deadbody(usually female) BUT! here's the twist while you and your buddies are fucking the deadbody you're also going to start performing the candeling process(sticking a candle up a vagina) so once you and your friends are done nutting in the rotting vagina you put the candle up the vagina and it melts the inside, and your friend is going to be eating all of the cum maggots and candle wax out of the vagina.
Hey bro, wanna go candle munging I found a really nice graveyard
by syncc March 25, 2024
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Ass Mung

a) noun - A fucking nonce who can't take a joke and gets triggered within the first second.
b) adjective - a word used for people who have a kink for taking other people's shit up the ass.
a) FUCK SAKE, WHY DOES THIS ASS MUNG HAVE TO FUCKING BE WITH US?!? TAKE A FUCKING JOKE YOU CUNT.
b) Madeline, what the fuck did I say? Don't be such a fucking ass mung; you already received chlamydia from Bill & we don't want you to get it again. You've had one too many STDs.
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Munging

Gurning. When a person's jaw uncontrollably swings, usually due to drugs (such as MDMA) and/or pleasure.
by I'm you hats cousin. October 29, 2019
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half a mung

The part of an erection that happens just before the full blown rock hard boner
"geez girl, lets get it on, i got half a mung hanging here"!
by Crak-a-lakin July 26, 2014
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kai mung

A large disgusting demon with a horribly distorted face. It is taken out of Norse mythology and produces a smell that melts away living things.
Omg is that a kai mung! I'm dying, I'm melting away!!!
by ATX1104 August 28, 2017
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