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by AddictedToAnAuditoru March 7, 2025

Take a thirty is a term used by a few people from Tennessee, which means that they’re going to go take a shit. 💩💩💩
by MagicPizzaRoll522 May 31, 2018

by .0.7.9.7.1.5.3.7.4.6.5.9.7.3.4 May 8, 2025

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis
by Real value August 29, 2019

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012

by Xxander420 January 28, 2017
