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take a thirty

Take a thirty is a term used by a few people from Tennessee, which means that they’re going to go take a shit. 💩💩💩
Person 1: Aye, I’m finna take a thirty I’ll be back.
Person 2: ight.
by MagicPizzaRoll522 May 31, 2018
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thirty finger handjob

A handjob that, as the name implies, consists of thirty fingers. Your significant other purchases finger puppet hands 🤚🏼and puts one on all five fingers. They then proceed to give a sensory overload handjob with not one hand, but five little ones for increased pleasure. Consider it like the ribbed condom of handjobs....
My girlfriend wanted to up her handjob game so she decided to surprise me with the thirty finger handjob...so many fingers, for so much pleasure.
by TippyDippy85 September 7, 2020
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Thirty fifth shoe

The shoe thirty five year old people stuff up their ass when people tell them they are having a mid life crisis
John take out that thirty fifth shoe from your wife's ass
by Real value August 29, 2019
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Thirty Shades of Dave

A term that describe a man named Dave that is over 40 who creeps on young woman (age 20-30). Thirty Shades of Dave will hump anything that moves.
"Hey Tyra, who is that creepy guy starring at you?"
"Oh that is Thirty Shades of Dave, my horn dog neighbor!"
"You better watch out for him... Predator!"
by MikeOxhard12 July 30, 2012
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bar thirty

Closing time, based on the fact that bars close at 2:30 am in Portland, OR.
It's almost Bar thirty, let's get out of here. Closing time Portland, OR
by Xxander420 January 28, 2017
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