poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.

I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

Do a girl in the ass

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"

by Stunts5 March 12, 2008

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.

The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.

Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

by ascrivner May 19, 2009

Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.

"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"

by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022

Buffet party pooper

Someone who attends a birthday party at a buffet restaurant but only consumes a small salad or soup, then refuse to pay the full buffet price when the bill comes. Or only pays a small amount that he/she feels covers the cost of the food that was eaten.

Friend: Wait a minute, you still ate something, so you still need to pay the full buffet price of $25.99 per person.
Freebooter: No, i only ate a salad, which doesn't cost the $25.99 price
Friend: What???......That's not the point of this situation......so basically you're a buffet party pooper!!

by Yuppy September 25, 2017

Pooper Scooper Nails

When someone with really long finger nails wipes their ass and the shit gets under the nails

Clip your nails before they become pooper scooper nails

by SUMFURRYTHING November 12, 2021

pooperation

Noun

Pronounced /Po-Op-Or-A-Shun/

1. The freak occurrence when fecal matter leaves the body as multiple stools, but

reconvenes into one solid mass in the toilet.

"After the pooperation, I wasn't sure the toilet would flush."

by billebllunt May 09, 2014