A place where only a lucky (or unlucky) few get to see. There is only one man known to travel there. His name is Alex Fricke.
Ryan: Where is Alex?
Austin: I dunno I think he fell off the face of the earth again.
Ryan: Well he'll be back tomorrow
Austin: I dunno I think he fell off the face of the earth again.
Ryan: Well he'll be back tomorrow
by zenzibar December 17, 2008

They're Bruno Mars long lost little brothers play friends cousin transforming ironing board who play Mario and has brother named Princess Peaches Father.
by 🆎ortion 🆑 inic March 26, 2020

by Gwaybee February 27, 2021

Some who litters and does not care about the earth.
by Turtlelover1212 February 15, 2019

by Evesaucebaby July 9, 2022

Somebody who is in an unenviable position, too pusillanimous to do anything that might improve it, yet envious of someone else in a similar bad position who has the courage to take some action. Named for these bold yellow and green stripes, Earth Wires choose instead to wallow in their own misery; pretending that suffering in silence is a noble act, and ignoring how much better everything could be for themself and others affected by the same problems.
"Bleedin' tube drivers, going on strike again! They probably get paid more than most of their passengers, and yet you don't hear me complaining about it!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"
"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"
"What the hell? I'd sooner break bread with a scab than an earth wire!"
"Look at that Earth Wire, sweating his tits off while the boss has the heating on 26 degrees all day so she can swan around in her skimpy blouse and mini-skirt, and making me look bad for complaining about the heat!"
by brgderby November 26, 2021

1- The way you think about the shape of our planet after consuming nine different types of alcoholic drinks, smoking marijuana, sniffing cocaine and consuming other types of illegal drugs
2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it
2- A theory made by a bunch of grown-up kids (or just kids) who feel special for knowing "the true shape of the earth" while having no real evidence about it
Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck
Tom: You're drunk Jimmy, go back home and take a long rest
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Alright Jimmy, but have you finished your homework?
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Jimmy: The flat earth is real!
Tom: Jimmy, you're 34, what the fuck
by YourLocalSpaniard March 14, 2023
