by thelordofkeks August 03, 2016
when you are at the preparation of your enemies' birthday party or wedding with a severe erection so you ejaculate in the cake batter causing it to mix in with the final cake. (probably not a good idea to have a piece)
the kitchen door was open at my x-girlfriends wedding so i dropped in and left that bitch the canadian custard.
by JDursse October 02, 2007
(V). To urinate or defecate anywhere other than the toilet or urinal.
(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
(N). Someone who is known for peeing outside, in the corners of warehouses and compressor rooms in factories ect. And never using a proper toilet, even when one is available. Also can be someone who has been kicked out of Canada and then has to live in the United States because of their close-minded, racist and ignorant behavior.
"Hey! See that Paul guy? He's a real canadian toilet! "
"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
"I don't talk to him anymore. He used the canadian toilet at my niece's birthday party. "
by Dr. Gonzo Finkerbean July 16, 2019
The act of filling your partner's ass with mapple sirup then puttin your penis in it and making your partner suck it.
I gave my girlfriend a Canadian Baguette yesterday because she was nice and stayed in the kitchen all day she appreciated the treat.
by Tchando November 24, 2020
"The Canadian fish" which is when a person strips down naked and swims through the snow to get to their destination
by AurorasGuard March 15, 2023
The act of hiding ones erect penis by flipping it upward and tucking the tip in your belt or waist band.
by AVLORIA November 09, 2008