belt wopen

yo blackie chan gettin a belt wopen over here
by 4758 April 05, 2019
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donkey belt

A specially engineered strap-on that allows you to donkey-punch yourself.
"Last night I came home and found myself alone and thinking about Aberdeen again. It was time to draw a bath, and pull out the donkey belt she gave me the Christmas before."
by GREER9000 November 29, 2019
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belt wiener

When the end of a man's belt hangs downward, giving the impression of a flaccid penis hanging loose.
Dude, tuck your belt in! Your belt wiener is showing!
by Midnight Noon October 27, 2013
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belt notcher

A defecation, so grand and voluminous, that it requires you to adjust your belt one notch down.
Mike: I just dropped a real belt notcher. I now feel a deep emptiness inside me.
Mary: I know what you mean. I also feel empty inside.
by MBison October 19, 2017
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pix belt

Man his pix belt was really patterned!
by Phallus101 November 10, 2011
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Belt Sanded

When you get a rash on your face from going down on a woman with bush stubble.
"What happened to your face?"
"I went down on this girl last night with a scratchy bush and go belt sanded."
by Sophie111222 March 25, 2014
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