Australia

A fucking bush fire

"Australia is on fire"

"Yeah no shit Sherlock"

by Dickbooster January 14, 2020

Australia

A place where people think we ride kangaroos everywhere **no**

"I heard that Australians go to schools on kangaroos and fight wild animals to do so!"
"Bish, we go to school like every normal person"

by mintehberri May 20, 2022

Australia

Is a place that doesn't exist, is created by the goverment there are and weird British sounding people everywhere. And everything tries to kill you so that you don't escape the matrix.

My friend got eaten by a HUGE spider in Australia .

by Vape king 69 March 9, 2023

Australia

Land of crocodiles, and no fear.
If you have someone in you life that lived (or lives) in Australia they arnt afraid of anything.

My friend is from Australia.

by Hayden L. October 1, 2019

Australia

Australia is a hot,red country(kind of like mars), it is well known for their surfers and accents but most importantly their love for kangaroos and putting shrimp on the Barbie(barbeque). Although the Australians may not know what Wi-Fi or any other digital electronics are, they do love to go crocodile wrestling and surfing. Most meals they have is accompanied by vegemite.

I sure do love Australia and putting shrimps on the Barbie crikey! there's a shark In the water

by unknown_writer523 December 15, 2019

Australia

It's kinda like India if it was Russian but wasn't India nor was it Russian.

Australia

by Inni84 March 23, 2024

Australia

Australia, once a huge prison, is not as good as everyone makes it out to seem, hardly any natives and a shit tonne of South Africans. They take the piss out of NZ which is very unfair. Their accent sounds like Mosquitos fucking. I have been on holiday to Australia numerous times and the landscapes are either all sand or ugly skyscrapers. my cousins friend nearly got abducted at the local park. Very unsocialable people. Unkind souls.

Day in Australia:
Tourist: hey can you please show me the way to Melbourne?
Aussie: do oy look lyk a fickin map mayte

by Cate106 April 12, 2014