Da sumptuous sexual "feast" dat a lustful stud endeavors to attain by running naked in front of one or more hot chicks --- i. e., by "streaking", he hopes dat one or more of said luscious lookers will want access to da big long juicy thing dat they see bobbing around between his legs as he sprints past, and thus they will be willing to "spread their legs" for him.
You might be even more successful at da "streak and legs" routine if you also offer any favorably-responding chicks a thick-sliced-beef-and-fried-cackleberries meal as part of da bargain, too.
by QuacksO April 11, 2024
Get the streak and legsmug. A phrase used to describe someone who is a melt or wetwipe. It is Usually followed up after calling someone a Bacon
by LiamKev January 29, 2023
Get the Crispy Streakmug. The act of dashing to one's own bedroom naked, in the presence of roommates, after forgetting to bring a towel to the shower.
Hey, I didn't see that you had guests. Would y'all mind turning around- I'm apartment streaking back to my bedroom.
by Waynesville July 29, 2014
Get the Apartment Streakingmug.