Louisiana Steamer

When you take a fat shit on a bitches chest while she jerks you off and you read some Mark Twain bool

"Yo, I heard Brandon gave Penny a Louisiana Steamer last night when he had the meat shits!"

by Sperm Explosion January 21, 2022

selkirk steamer

When you eat a great deal of corn and spray corn shit all over your partners face after sex.

I gave that girl such a deluxe Selkirk Steamer last night you can call her Colonel Redenbacher!

by Dirty Brett February 18, 2022

SoCal Steamer

When a homeless person hangs outside of a food truck and takes a big dump on the sidewalk thus making your dinner less enjoyable.

Randy: "Let's go to tacos arizas!"

Wayne: "Okay, but I don't wanna see any SoCal Steamers while I'm getting my food!"

by dumpqueen May 9, 2011

Lackawanna Steamer

Put a piece of plastic wrap over a girl's face and shit on her face so she gets the warm feeling of the shit. Then peel it off an plop your ass on her face before wiping… gives her a little taste.

Cheryl is really adventurous so Steve convinced her to let him give her the Lackawanna Steamer last night.

by Lackawanna Joe December 30, 2011

bramalea steamer

Much like a cleveland steamer, but performed by the roadside in a jungle of plastic plants.

This minivan cut me off the other day, so I had no other choice but to pull over, drag the driver out and lay a bramalea steamer on her in some fine faux foliage!

by S Montagner August 4, 2006

Sticky Steamer

The act of taking the nastiest greasiest shit and then proceeding to wipe your ass with a wad of toilet paper and then throwing it at someone’s door so that it sticks to it.

God dammit, Bryan just put another sticky steamer on Colby’s door!

by GinnerRat December 20, 2022

Millski steamer

A very moist fart that is “dropped” in a crowded area. The Millski steamer usually will leave stains in your shorts and has an overly offensive odor.

John just dropped another Millski steamer, let’s get the hell out of here.

by Lourdes ginger October 19, 2018