Skip to main content

social parsley

Individuals that add no real value to a social setting. Like parsley, it adds to the over all aesthetic but is not integral and would not be noticed or missed if removed. Ultimately, a non-factor in the social world.
That guy was nice, but didn't really have anything valid or humorous to say. He was social parsley. NEXT.
by Haus of HMX July 6, 2011
mugGet the social parsleymug.

social masochist

a person who literally gets off on being somewhere they’re not wanted lol the other definition is wrong
my friend : why are you going to your exes party he hates u

me : i’m a social masochist
by no pride November 5, 2021
mugGet the social masochistmug.

Boxcar Social

1. A party or social gathering often taking place inside an abandoned or otherwise derelict boxcar.

2. A party hastily thrown together by hooligans, usually involving depravity and debauchery.

3. A party or social gathering where everyone dresses up as newsies and flappers.

4. A race with contestants dressed up as newsies racing vintage pedal cars.
Mr Kemp invited me and Atticus to a boxcar social tomorrow evening.

Some old friends are holding a boxcar social but I don’t know if I will go, the cops usually show up and ruin the fun.

A boxcar social is being held a few blocks away. Would you like to dress up and head on over?
by gypsywrangler January 2, 2022
mugGet the Boxcar Socialmug.

Social Genealogy

The management, discovery, study, search for, archiving and/or dissemination of a person's social media content. Such content could comprise of but is not limited to all the material involved with social media profile entries, text/sms and mms messages, emails, instant messages, and voicemails.
While Sean was looking for an email that he had received last year, it dawned on him that he was involved in his own Social Genealogy.
by axeman0115 November 18, 2012
mugGet the Social Genealogymug.

Social Cock

A horny individual who walks around public places with his cock whipped out and/or whoring with every female that he comes in contact with. He is not, however, penalized for this activity, rather loved and adored by all, especially women.
Jesse: wow Morgan is walking around with his dick whipped out again.
Brandon: omg really? I cant believe everyone's okay with it
Carsten: what a social cock.
by billy bob faggot June 8, 2013
mugGet the Social Cockmug.

Social Brick

An individual who lacks basic social skills in conversation, often leading to dry ass small talk, making you want to smash their face in with a brick.

Simultaneously, talking to them is like talking to a brick.
I was talking to Patrick the other day, he’s such a social brick; he cannot keep a conversation alive and I want to hit him with a brick.
by D&Danny August 15, 2019
mugGet the Social Brickmug.

social rights

noun

refers to a set of rights which an individual is entitled within society in a social context. These consist of;

a; freedom of choice

b.; free will

c; individuality
all members of a free Democratic society, are bequeathed with social rights.
by Baron Neville June 10, 2017
mugGet the social rightsmug.

Share this definition