The life of a showgirl

Taylor swifts latest album, released last Friday at the time of writing this

The life of a showgirl to swifties is the equivalent of a new iPhone or iPad to Apple lovers

by iPhone=Airbus, Samsung=Boeing October 7, 2025

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum

Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is a rare and severe chronic clinical disease symptoms usually lead to pain scale level: 10 and agonizing death. Subjects experiencing the illness often lay report pain all over the abdominal cavity and extreme pain in the cranium internally.

All further data of the disease have been redacted for the sake of patient confidentiality.

“Patient experienced ‘Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum’ during surgery.”

“It is advised not to touch the body of patients with Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum.”

“ Respiratory neurologic hemorrhagic hepatitis encephalitis enteritis gastrointestinal spongiform summa defectum is usually lethal and no cure have been made successfully the best way is to euthanize.”

by AR7AS January 5, 2023

Oooh! Shongpaii

The pronunciation used to say "WHO FARTED!" In Chinese. Can be used in most situations involving the release of smelly gases from someone's anus. Often used in the presence of non-Asians.

*Tom walks into room
Tom: "Oooh! Shongpaii!"
*Snicker from asian down the back
Martin: what in da hell you on about boy?
*somebody turns on the air conditioner and opens windows
Tom: mate, hold it in next time
*Tom leaves room

by Mr fart man June 1, 2013