jab shield

Is what you say when someone either within a defined perimeter, or smell-shot radius of you, farts. If you are the farter, you must pass the fart by tapping (or hitting) someone, and then shouting jab shield, which prevents it from being passed back. If someone smells your fart they can shout jabshield before you have decided to even pass it, thereby alerting others to the fart. The objective is to not be the person stuck with the fart.

Bill: {fart}
Bill hits Bob
Bill: Jab shield!
Bob: Doh!
Ben: Jab shield!
Bryan: Jab shield!
Bob hits Bernard
Bob: Jabshield!
Bernard: Dammit!

Bernard is stuck with the fart.

by yoyoyoyourmama July 26, 2006

Shield

To fall off of a steep architecture or cliff.

Different ways of use:
Shield
Shieldeded
Shelden

“Did you hear about Shawn?”

“I know, so crazy!”

“I never thought he would Shield like that, bro!”

by BobAintRealGuys May 15, 2022

Seiyuu shield

Utilizing The cast (voice actors) of a franchise to deal with the hatred said franchise is getting. Making the cast get the hate instead of the people who deserve it / the people caused the hate to happen..

The 9/18 Imas incident is said to be a seiyuu shield

by Yuma uchidas left hand February 14, 2025

Hot Button Shield

A controversial or activist topic used to deflect criticism, typically in a creative work.

The movie wasn't celebrating the culture, it was more using it. The "diversity" is that movie is such a hot button shield for their terrible writing.

by Sparks808 December 12, 2023

Pork Shield

Another word for a man’s foreskin.

Dude, I got so wasted I somehow got jelly beans stuck in my pork shield.

by SticNanfield December 12, 2018

Sword 'n Shield

a term sued to describe 2 people or more who defend a certain person whether they did something morally wrong or not. Some act like swords and other act like shields.

Person: "Dude!! I just burnt this orphanage it was so rad!"
Person 2: "Not funny. You can go to prison for that."
Some dudes: "Hey man stop harrasing him he just needed clicks and views c'mon man r/woosh have some fun!"
Person 2: "Oh so the murderer has a Sword 'n Shield eh?"

by Bertushka620 September 2, 2023

Meat Shield

A condom

I gotta hookup with Stacy tonight and need to pick up some meat shields

by Bud-Wiser2000 May 6, 2023