What every single dude needs to wear when he goes out on the town at night. It comes in two models- stainless steel buns and plasma offender repulsion. Stainless steel lets people know you're well defended (and leaves your enemy with marks and bad dreams), while plasma offender repulsion lets you make sure the offender will never offend again.
After slipping on a package of cottage cheese, Steve was saved from mass absolute bangage by his stainless steel buns intrusion shield.
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Get the james shields mug.the “omaha shield” is a term to describe how all the bad weather goes around specifically downtown omaha and council bluffs.
“did you hear about all the tornadoes that tore through all of the areas around omaha?”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
“yeah. none hit omaha just the suburbs”
“must’ve been the omaha shield”
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Get the AA shield mug.The defense mechanism that women use to ensure that men cannot stand up for themselves when they are bullied by women.
Laura insulted Mark who then made a comeback. But then Laura used her gender shield and started to cry making Mark look like a dick.
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