saturday

a day where you freak off with ur mexican bf

“today is saturday, i’m gonna go have a gigglemix with alfonso”

by duncans shampoo bottle May 10, 2025

Sawshark Saturday

National holiday every Saturday celebrating sawsharks

Ryan: what day is it

Peter: Sawshark Saturday

Ryan: YAY

by Kibahascorona July 12, 2023

Saturday 12th April

On the Saturday 12th April you are not permitted to nap or have any energy drinks.

This is unwritten law.

No! You can’t have a Red Bull, it’s Saturday 12th April

by TheMask00_1 April 12, 2025

Saturday scottsdale

First you wait until it's Saturday, then you lather up the inside of your mailbox with barbecue sauce. Proceed to thrust in and out until satisfied with what you have done.

Nobody respected Ted. Nobody cared for Ted. He committed Saturday scottsdale and now he has committed Saturday scottsdale. His life really hasn't changed but he did it and now he feels more the man for it.

by flexydevil May 8, 2023

Ghetto Saturday

When someone goes to the bar before work and gets too drunk, they call in sick to work and continue drinking and partying all day Saturday

My body can only take having one ghetto saturday a month.

by Lady Mae October 25, 2023

Saturdays Are For The Boyz

Its when you ignore any girlz in yo life, so you can post up wit da boyz on Saturdays.

YO GIRL: Can we have a romantic dinner?
YOU: LITERALLY Saturdays Are For The Boyz
YO GIRL: Why can't we have a Saturday?
YOU: Becuz I'm not Hayden

by DairyQueen30 May 23, 2017

Small business Saturday

The exact same groups of people that had small businesses shut down forever are the kinds of people that came up with small business Saturday.

Small business Saturday will never undo what is done to a business when it is forced to shut down for weeks or months at a time.

by The Original Agahnim July 18, 2021