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puerto rican shoe maker

the most incredible, unique, random, and accident prone girl. she is very beautiful even though she thinks other-wise, but it's not the truth. she is the most amazing girl ever, period.
by the hug pimp December 9, 2008
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puerto rican stinkin ass bitch

only describes the fewest of latino (I'm better than you white people)attitudes only exceeded by her vast knowledge of all, which only proves how dumb/irrational a mexican/puerto rican Bitch really is; commonly waking up at 4 in the morning with a Dumb Bitchattitude;repeatedly
asking stupid questions like ex: "Where is a gas station.....you should know your a mechanic" when she's on the busiest freeway in the world the 405
ex1;This puerto rican stinkin ass bitch thinks I have mapquest in my fucken head. ex2; Gina why does your vaginal cavity stink, did you shower tonight, you puerto rican stinkin ass bitch.
by Jeremy 'of' so cal October 16, 2006
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Puerto Rican License Plate

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.
John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"
by joerockets September 15, 2009
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Fucked up like a Puerto Rican bicycle

Either shit faced drunk or stoned, dont agree with something, or someone has you wrong.
"I can't weld this rusted up shit it fucked up like a puerto rican bicycle"

"I drank so much natty I got fucked up like puerto rican bicycle"
by jip28 October 11, 2011
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Puerto Rican Vulture

Scoping a party for hot bitches and then fucking them hard
by Pa Pancake May 12, 2015
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Puerto Rican Hammock

When two Puerto Rican men double team a girl via oral and vaginal penetration at the same time and swing her side to side while doing so
Man:”You heard Jose and Carlos did a Puerto Rican hammock on that girl from 42nd?”
by Metallicarchaea September 8, 2021
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Puerto Rican A-Frame

When a man bends at the waist and places his palms on the ground. Normally done in front of another man. This is most commonly done in Jail.
He never bends his knees when he goes to pick things up. He does the Puerto Rican A-Frame!!
by Jim Neighbors December 9, 2024
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