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poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper

When her ass is so tight you can barely poke your pinkey in it.
I was gonna fuck her up the ass but she was so tight all I could do was poke a pinkey up a puckered pooper
by Jimmythejerk May 27, 2020
mugGet the poke a pinkey up a puckered poopermug.

I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper

"Yo check that hottie by the door"
"yeah, I'd drop my nut butter in her pooper"
"real smooth 007"
by Stunts5 March 11, 2008
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Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.

The saga of @olivamunn and @kpereira the night they mega dared each other in a hot sauce shot contest. Pereira downed 11 to Munn's respectable 10 shots of Cholula Hot Sauce.

The act of passing highly acidic compounds through ones anus.
Dude, we're never doing that again! After those shots of hot sauce last night, it was a red hot pooper this morning.

Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.
by ascrivner May 19, 2009
mugGet the Red Hot Pooper is the result of downing ten shots of hot sauce.mug.

Pooper-Scooter

The term assigned to your cat when it has a dingleberry, a dry, itchy, or dirty ass, or has worms, and drags its butt across your floor.
"FELIX! YOU LEFT A STREAK OF SHIT ON THE FLOOR! YOU POOPER-SCOOTER!"
by Stochastische Drift November 11, 2022
mugGet the Pooper-Scootermug.

surrogate pooper

Surrogate pooper: A person who is designated to poo for you through their own rectum. Surrogate poopers are sought after and requested to come to the aid of friends after anal surgery when surgeons tell the rectally challenged to continue to have "normal" bowel movements after their anus has been surgically altered (this function has the pain equivalent of delivering a baby through the anal canal). A patient's surrogate pooper is one of the most altruistic individuals in perhaps the entire world.
After anal surgery, it beneficial to find a caring friend who is willing to be your surrogate pooper while the area heals.
by justducky February 8, 2014
mugGet the surrogate poopermug.

Party pooper

A little, small guy who poops candy.
Omg. Insert name here was such a party pooper last night. Did you see what he/she left in the toilet?
by ABlinkin October 15, 2021
mugGet the Party poopermug.

peanut butter pooper

A person, who leaves large dollops of "peanut butter like" shit on the inside of the toilet bowl. Usually found at the workplace, but can occur in the home. The peanut butter pooper is notoriously hard to identify, and is thought to be a supernatural/mythical being in Indian cultures of the American southwest.
The "peanut butter pooper" had struck again, leaving large clumps of crap all over the toilet bowl in the employee break-room.
by Tink Tink 27 January 3, 2017
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