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Philadelphia

A phenomenal city that is sometimes disrespected by New Yorkers because of its ghettos. What NY fail to realize is that they have ghettos too. Bed-Stuy, Compton, the Bronx, the worlds most known ghettos are in New York. But there is a difference to New York ghettos and Philly ghettos. In NY there are too many people involved in drugs and money so there is no space for friendship among neighbours. In Philly you can leave your front door unlocked for forever and not get robbed, your neighbour will always watch it for you.

Philly is the home of the USA's greatest food: Cheesesteaks, ice water, Rita's, ect.

Philly is where you have to love the Eagles or get a butt-whopping. Philly is where basketball isn't basketball without the former MVP, ankle-breaking Allen Iverson.

NY "Stop judging that you may not be judged; for with the judgment you are judging, you will be judged, and with the measure that you are measuring out, they will measure out to you. Why, then, do you look at the straw in your brother’s eye but do not notice the rafter in your own eye? Or how can you say to your brother, ‘Allow me to remove the straw from your eye,’ when look! a rafter is in your own eye? Hypocrite! First remove the rafter from your own eye, and then you will see clearly how to remove the straw from your brother’s eye." Matthew 7:1-5
Philadelphia is home to the worlds best food and sport.
by Naija Babe September 6, 2014
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Philadelphia

A place where it is always sunny.
Man #1: What city has the most annoying hockey fans and that asswipe Chris Pronger?

Man #2: Philadelphia.
by mahmahmahmah August 21, 2010
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philadelphia smile

Is when someone picks a victim (esp. for racial reasons) and places the victim's jaw on the curb of a sidewalk and usually ends up killing the person by smashing their head by the stump of the foot.
The scene from American History X, when Edward Norton stumps the African American male's jaw on the curb from the head is an example of a "Philadelphia Smile".
by CS Buchanan July 15, 2006
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The Philadelphia Eagels

The misspelling of an NFL team by somebody who accuses "Eagles" fans of being rednecks and retards, and needs to buy a mirror... and a dictionary.
The Philadelphia Eagels suck!
Correction: The Philadelphia Eagles suck!
They don't though. At least not right now.
by L August 9, 2007
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Philadelphia Filibuster

To vigorously jerk off a man using a preferably searing Philly cheese steak, and when he's about to put some 'mayo' on that sandwich, the giving party punches him as hard as possible in the scrotum, causing the process to be prolonged as long as possible.
"Yo man I paid this whore a half ounce of crack and she gave me a Philadelphia Filibuster that lasted 4 hours, I'm amazed my balls didn't explode, though i don't know if I'll ever get back my foreskin that burnt off."
by GO BILLY! October 8, 2013
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Philadelphia Creampie

When one person spreads Whipped Philadelphia Cream Cheese on their same gender partner, and then licks it off.
Matthew Philadelphia Creampied Jonah after going to returning from the world renowned restaurant, Wedges.
by therealalaphabet(maz) May 1, 2018
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Philadelphia

Best city in the world. Don’t even dare walking down the street wearing a football jersey that’s not the eagles because you will get beat up let me tell you that right now. If you go to Pat’s, know how to order correctly or we don’t want you here. Whiz wit. Learn how to pronounce Schuykill and what Jawn means, and you should make it alright. Also, it’s not Waator it’s Wooder.
Philadelphia Eagles fight song- Fly eagles fly, on the road to victory, fight Eagles fight, score a touchdown one two three. Hit ‘em low, hit ‘em high, and watch our Eagles fly. Fly Eagles fly, on the road to victory! E-A-G-L-E-S EAGLES!
by usernamenextquestion May 31, 2019
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