pal rappy

Stupid Parrots everywhere.

Cracker anyone?

by Hazorio October 20, 2003

Fire Pal J

When your friend uses a CPAP and is passed out you unplug there hose from the machine and stick the hose inbetween your ass cheeks and fart

Jake wouldn’t wake up so I went in his room and gave him a Fire Pal J. He woke right up. I don’t think he over sleep again

by HH2018 January 30, 2021

Birth Canal Pals

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

cal pal

Annoying person who no one likes except coffee black

cal pal is annoying

by CaseyS460 February 4, 2022

Boss Pal

A pal who is also a boss. A boss who is also a pal.

I love working for Dave, he's an amazing boss pal. Easy on the eyes too.

by graveydavey March 6, 2024

Gal pal

A guy who chooses to hangout with females or is surrounded by females he wants to get with but ends up being good friends even though he’s getting cucked. (Tam Dao, Jimmy Nguyen, Enosh Hanchiamani)

Person 1: “Hey Chance have you seen Tam?”
Person 2: “No Julio I haven’t seen that Gal Pal as of recent.”
Person 1: “Chance, have you heard that Jimmy and Enosh took Lexi and Betania to Skinny D’s yogurt?”
Person 2: “No way, Julio! They’re such gal pals”

by ararara February 16, 2025

bad pen pal

You meet a girl on a date, but realize you're not quite ready to get in a relationship. She calls you messy but reluctantly gives you her phone number. She then calls you her best pen pal and you talk every day on the phone. You realize later that life is short and you want more than pen pals. You ask her things like do pen pals kiss and she asks if you want to go to Mexico with her. A few months later, you find yourself renting a house next door to her but not sure how to surprise her with it.

Girl: did your phone get hacked? pen pals don't ask about kissing
Guy: I've been thinking about kissing you, I've been a bad pen pal

by #1penpal September 1, 2022