A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.
Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?
Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!
Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?
Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!
Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012
Get the Rockfest Moronmug. 
the "AFK" Moron is a fucking idiotic problematic ass mother fucker that like men and always uses afk in the most random moments . their name is usually thanasis
"afk"
"where did he go? hes the pilot!"
"ignore him he is "The "AFK" moron, and we were going to die anyways cuz he sucks at his job"
"where did he go? hes the pilot!"
"ignore him he is "The "AFK" moron, and we were going to die anyways cuz he sucks at his job"
by Monkie Kid July 5, 2022
Get the The "AFK" Moronmug. Ex:
Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink
Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
Get the Absolutely Moronicmug. A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.
Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.
by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020
Get the Oxy-moronmug. A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".
In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
Get the moron the slatermug. did you here steve? he's such a Moron, he said dreamsexuals aren't valid because they're only attracted to dream. what a fuckin' idiot.
by ongadoolover February 13, 2022
Get the Moronmug.