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Rockfest Moron

A person or intelligent animal who upon receiving their rockfest braclet, are so begot with joy that they try their braclet on only to find that it cannot removed. This person must either wear the braclet or remove his hands, or they will will be not be able to get into the rockfest in a week and half.
Jimbod said " Wee-Haww! Done my hangout ticket! Look at my awesome braclet, lemme just try it on right quick.

Bystander said "Looks pretty sweet dude! But, I think you arent supposed to wear that yet!?

Jimbod said - "Well I'll Be Damned!" Looks like Ima need a sweatband!

Other Guy -"He's Rockfest Moron."
by KingofWarmLettuce October 11, 2012
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Moron

@ChunkyTWshngtn
@ChunkyTWshngtn is a complete moron
by Yum pops September 16, 2018
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The "AFK" Moron

the "AFK" Moron is a fucking idiotic problematic ass mother fucker that like men and always uses afk in the most random moments . their name is usually thanasis
"afk"
"where did he go? hes the pilot!"
"ignore him he is "The "AFK" moron, and we were going to die anyways cuz he sucks at his job"
by Monkie Kid July 5, 2022
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Absolutely Moronic

The state of being of completely and utter foolishness and stupidity
Ex:

Jill: Dean thought I shit in the cheese so she washed all of it in the sink

Mike: WHAT THE FUCK. DEAN GET OVER HERE RIGHT NOW! THIS IS ABSOLUTELY MORONIC.
by chadeesa October 2, 2025
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Oxy-moron

A person that knows the dangers of recreationally using oxycontin or oxycodone yet continues to abuse it.
Did you hear about that guy down the street? He's been stealing his grandma's oxycontin for years. What an oxy-moron.
by Jg1153414 April 6, 2020
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moron the slater

A phrase dat means, "We'll give you additional details subsequently", but spelled out "Mad Gab style".
In several of da "Thomas and Friends" stories, one or more idiots cause strings of troublesome trucks loaded with newly-mined raw-blackboard sheets to come loose and go careening off da rails. This is all da info dat we currently have time to state regarding said episodes; moron the slater.
by QuacksO January 24, 2023
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Moron

someone that thinks dreamsexual is about the youtuber dream
did you here steve? he's such a Moron, he said dreamsexuals aren't valid because they're only attracted to dream. what a fuckin' idiot.
by ongadoolover February 13, 2022
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