Amaanah Merchant is the best friend a girl could EVER have! She is awesome! She is sometimes shy but has a really bubbly and fun personality. She will be your friend through thick and thin, no matter what you two go through. She is beautiful, funny, caring, adorable, and AWESOME! She will be the one person with who you can still be weird within the changing world. She won't care about who you are on the outside, the inside is all that matters to her. She is the best friend ANYONE could ever have.
by emma+macey4evr March 7, 2021

by Ruxy September 26, 2023

A person who has no real skills in what they claim, but holds a certificate as "proof" of their expertise.
The programmer we hired is a total certificate merchant: he has an AWS Associates certificate but he has never touched AWS in his life. He's currently studying for Google one too.
by burgundyyyy October 15, 2022

An uncommonly annoying internet troll that exists to spread salt. Often found in online games such as Counter-Strike:GO, LoL, COD, and Chivalry: Medieval Warfare. Salt merchants usually ply their trade through offensive innuendoes and racial/homosexual/religiously charged slurs directed to players on their own team, rather than that of their opponents.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchants differ from Salt Gods in that they rarely devolve into simple profanities directed at single players and usually spread to envelope their entire team. Their goal is to trigger as many people as possible. As such, any and all remotely dividing topics are covered in their vitrol.
Salt Merchant: Hitler did nothing wrong except for letting your Jews anscestors give birth to you, you ableist keking shitlord.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
Player 1: Fuck off, Salt Merchant!
Salt Merchant: This team is full of autists holy fuck please kill me now.
by Giant Miniature Space Hampster March 5, 2017

A term used to describe Chelsea FC fans for their win during the 2012 champions league.
Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans
Typically used to make jest of or troll Chelsea fans.
Chelsea fans tend to bring up this trophy win during arguments with other fans
by anonymous June 2, 2021

Safety Car Merchants are drivers in Formula One who often use the safety car to win races, or in rare cases, World Championships. One notable example of a safety car merchant is Fraudstappen, who robbed the 2021 championship off the back of a fraudulent call during a safety car from world class robber Michael Masi. Fraudstappendogs claim this championship is legitimate, even though it wasn’t.
Fraudstappendog: MAX IS MY FAVOURITE DRIVER!!!!
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
Person: Your favourite driver is a safety car merchant
by realistpenduhater November 3, 2023

by Shlag123 June 5, 2023
