I'm not listening to rocket man

An expression to mean that you're not doing anything at the moment.

Josh: Yohann, what you up to?
Yohann: I'm not listening to rocket man

by Chris Mickleham December 25, 2008

now listen up you fat fuck

Now listen up you fat fuck is what you say when you are going to start the most fire rant of 2016.

When that dude calls you irrelevant.

"Now listen up you fat fuck..

I'M EX PLUG DJ, I WAS ONE OF THE FIRST DUBTRACK MEMBERS. I MADE THE SKYPE COMMUNITY. I AM SKYPE I'M THE NEW GENERATION OF KARMAWHORING. AND I'M IRRELEVANT? PISS OFF WITH YOUR SHITTY BALL'ON TALK CRINGE BULLSHIT. THE ONLY REASON ANYONE WOULD EVER VOTE FOR YOU IS THAT THEY SAW YOUR MISERABLE FACE AND FELT LIKR THEY HAD TO DO IT OUT OF SYMPATHY. NOW SHUT THE FUCK UP AND GO BACK TO THE CAVE YOU BELONG IN."

by DiedPiepMuis December 31, 2016

Listening to Britney Spears

Living life to the full and knowing what good music is all about! If you're the type of person who regularly listens to Britney then you obviously know a good recording artist when you hear one.

Many people enjoy Listening to Britney SPears and some of her well known songs are:
Baby One More Time,
(You Drive Me) Crazy,
Oops I Did It Again,
Stronger,
Sometimes,
From The Bottom Of My Broken Heart,
Overprotected,
Womanizer,
Circus etc.

by Welshkid246 April 15, 2009

listen to gospel music

going over to a girl's house late at night to get some ass, possibly doing her until she is "filled with the holy spirit" and she "testifies".

"yo man, where are you going?"
"you know bro, over to this chick's house to listen to gospel music"

by Armando Ozuna February 20, 2008

Quantum Listening

Quantum Listening: Inclusive, all encompassing, way beyond ordinary listening and step forward for human beings, listening with every fiber of your being.

If I can use quantum listening with my husband, I will almost be able to see and feel what he sees and feels.

by shiftmaker October 4, 2009

bucket lister

Someone having a midlife crisis in the 2010s that is compulsively adding 'must do' things to their bucket list.

Bike shop employee: "Since cycling became the new golf, I had another guy drop $10,000 on a road bike, even though he hasn't exerted himself since he was 12 years old. Good luck with that, bucket lister."

by juan phat kat September 21, 2013

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen

No one loves me and no one cares about me.

I keep telling people that my dad beats me but no one will listen. Can someone help?

by Juno Dillon the Rapper November 14, 2018