Kobe Bryant

Los Angeles Lakers player who will always be forever in our hearts and minds. RIP Kobe.

Person 1: "Have you heard Kobe Bryant died dude"
Person 2: "This is the worst news of this decade, if not this century"

by Rubber sole January 27, 2020

Kobe Style

A sex position were u bend the bitch over chair and do her in the ass/pussy

Kobe- bend over bitch, or ill make u
Ho- Ok big daddy which chair u want me to use

by Brendan May 6, 2005

Kobe Copter

When you helicopter twirl your penis and then go down... on a girl.

Met a girl last night, and gave her the ol' Kobe Copter on her parents' bed.

by Zygote Monkey Pants February 8, 2020

Kobe Bryant

Kobe Bryant a very gifted athlete, unquestionably. he is also one the most narssistic athletes there is. many compare him to the great Michael Jordan but that is very much untrue. people consider him the best player in the league, but I doubt even that is true. he is a ball hog for sure and not very well liked among the league. he is known for being very opinionated. very many people believe he is the driving force behind the hatered towards the Lakers.

Kobe Bryant is a total jerk

by LakerHater7 August 4, 2011

Young Kobe

Another term for a celebrity rapists.

Growing up I was never a wussy, don't have any game like young kobe I'll take that p*ssy!

by Genius Dik Dailey with The Big Penis! November 19, 2003

Kobe Bryant

The man you all loved to hate, and hated to love. The greatest Basketball player to ever play the game, next to Michael Jordan. A killer, cold-blooded, assassin, with no regard for his opponent's life. Arguably one of the most hated and loved players the NBA has ever seen. Will take on your entire team single-handedly if he wanted to. Basketball warrior. Played against prime MJ, Scottie Pippen, Shaq, Lebron, Wade, Melo, KD, CP3, Allen Iverson, Celtics (Garnett, Pierce, Allen, Rondo), and many others. The man who made kids all around the world practice a fadeaway in their driveways for hours on end. The man whose name you yell when throwing something in a garbage can. Legends NEVER die.

Person 1: Man, I got to practice 2 hours early today.
Person 2: Kobe Bryant would've showed up a day early, do better.

by 666Radar May 6, 2020

Kobe Beef

A phrase pertaining to a cow of the Asian variety which translates to an "Asian cow" or Fat Asian chick.

Damn look at that girl Grace's fat ass, that's some straight Kobe Beef right there.

by TheWrathOfKhan February 10, 2015