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monday chin

A small patch of short hairs on the underside of one's otherwise clean-shaven chin. In some cultures, can be attributed to an individual's lack of shaving diligence during a lethargic morning routine. Commonly but not exclusively visible on Mondays.
Did you see Dan's monday chin? Must have been a rough weekend!
by motrfan April 2, 2012
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Apple Monday

Apple Monday only occurs on a Full Moon. You have to have apples in your vicinity and maybe apple Monday will come true. Usually someone who is related to apple will turn into an invisible being!
James McKee! It’s Apple Monday on a Full Moon!
by John Is Cote 69 May 23, 2022
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Bxner Monday

The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.
I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
by JYYYYY May 9, 2019
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molester monday

a day where you can molest your friends by slapping their ass or slapping their titty
Cali: Guess what day it is?
Leeana: What?
Cali: Molester Monday! *slaps Leeana's titty*
by koka_kola December 11, 2019
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makeshift monday

When Your First Day Of Work Starts On A Tuesday.
by ronnielogic3 October 15, 2013
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Getting Mondayed

When someone ruins your Friday.
It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.

Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023
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mcflurry monday

2 mates who go for a mcdonalds mcflurry every single monday without fail.
"pick you up 3.30 for our usual mcflurry monday?"
"you knows it, xxxx"
"see you shortly!"
by greenskill July 29, 2014
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