Happens during football season. After a long Sunday afternoon of drinking cheap beer stuffing your face with mostly fried food like chicken wings nachos hot dogs etc... You wake up with a painful urge to blow the bottom off the toilet. The poo will have thick pasty texture with the occasional undigested corn chip. Then we have the dreadful aftermath of wiping. this usually take large quantities of toilet paper that will most likely clog you toilet. The first couple rounds of wiping is just for the bulk of the muddbutt. You could be there for hours wiping away but is best if you just hop in the shower rinse off and push the rest down the drain with your big toe.
by Wookie4u January 8, 2010
Get the Monday Muddbuttmug. Person 1:happy mineta monday!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
Person 2: what mineta monday?!?
Person 1: Oh it’s national eat a grape day!
by Buttercup_9999 October 26, 2020
Get the mineta mondaymug. by Satan is a part god July 12, 2016
Get the Ass mondaymug. by p3n!s April 19, 2021
Get the mac mondaymug. by koka_kola December 11, 2019
Get the molester mondaymug. by greenskill July 29, 2014
Get the mcflurry mondaymug. male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide
This tradition was made by GGCentral
This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
Get the male mondaymug.