A Triple Monday is the first Monday in January. It is the Triple Monday because it is the First Monday of the Week, First Monday of the Month and the First Monday of the Year.
by Deepthoughts75 January 03, 2022
Dirty monday is going on the sesh with the boys on Monday and sinking as many drinks as possible while having work the next day
by Lil.briggs May 29, 2020
The last day of a boys trip long weekend, also known as day of the dead. Typically involves packing up suitcase still drunk, rushing for flight back home, with afternoon filled with fear and self loathing about getting home to spouse and then tackling the prospect of work tomorrow.
I look forward to this trip all year, but I gotta say, Bxner Monday is a day that I wish didn’t exist.
by JYYYYY May 10, 2019
fish Monday is a superb holiday celebrated each Monday. you must make a fish post on said Monday or the consequences include but are not limited to, stage 4 cancer injection in the balls, meet and greet with amy schumer, omega 3 fish oil lubricant during sexual intercourse, and finally death by a heavy slab dropped on the balls and/or stank fart to death.
by fishmondayadvocate July 01, 2021
by toast mads February 22, 2021
male Monday is the day where men get all the rights, despites the law. They can do what they want for 24 hours. Happens every week, and should be a big tradition celebrated world wide
This tradition was made by GGCentral
This tradition was made by GGCentral
Courtroom:
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
Judge: You're convicted of rape.
Man: But sir, It is Monday
Man: ...male monday
Judge: Holy shit, sorry brodda, case dismissed
Judge: we love male monday
by ChineseDictionary January 22, 2020
It was Friday afternoon and Michelle was getting excited for the weekend. Barry told her to look up Panamanian petting zoo on urban dictionary and suddenly her Friday felt like a Monday.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
Discussion at the water cooler: Did you hear? Barry just went into Michelle’s office and Mondayed her. Man, I hate getting Mondayed.
by Killa_B_69 October 20, 2023