Desert Shadows Middle School

At desert shadows all that matters is vans and Dutch bros, it is filled with dozens and dozens of vapes, and underage girls who think they're cool cause they drink. Most of the boys are fuck boys and don't know how to control themselves.
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This versatile term is used to exaggerate slowness of time, procrastination, or general suckiness of an event or activity. Derivitive of the phrase "dragging balls."
James: "Dude, how long until this class is over?"

Marc: "About half an hour."

James: "WOW, seriously? We've been here for like two weeks! This class is dragging balls across the desert."
by McClaggenfeldson April 16, 2009
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.50 AE Desert Eagle

Big bad ass looking pistol made in Israel, you can get a .357, .40, .44, .45, or .50 AE.
This gun is one of the most powerful handguns.
A .50 AE Desert Eagle can shoot your head CLEAN off your shoulders, don't wanna mess with anyone that has one.
by Max Killian May 12, 2006
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Black Desert Online

Oh have you played Black Desert Online

oh yeah that one dog shit game
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Desert Vista High School

the most ridiculous school on the planet that has the gayest rules ever invented: i.e. no ketchup without buying fries in the extremely overpriced cafeteria. it also includes a demonic ex-olympian principal & psychotic security guards that will hunt you down for dress code, cell phone use, not using a parking pass, or returning to campus late. the classes at this school are mainly pointless, with many teachers that are paid to sit in their classrooms & not know what they're talking about. it's a good place to go if you like hating school.
"oh you go to Desert Vista High School?"
"yeah"
"dude that sucks"
"i know."
by _sloane August 13, 2008
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"Desert Gold" percent chance

An alternate way of saying "0% chance" or "completely impossible". Coined after the imfamous "Desert Gold" vehicle skin scandal in EA's 'Battlefield 1', where the skin was found to be impossible to obtain from the ingame battlepacks.
Ken: Hey, what are the chances I'll get laid tonight?

Barry: A "Desert Gold" percent chance. You're an insociable twat.
by According to all known laws of January 02, 2017
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Desert Vista High School

the snobbiest fakest place on earth you could ever go to school, everyone walks around like they're god. impossible to make friends and if youre new you get treated like crap. the end. if you're thinking about going to school there, save yourself(unlike i did)
by uhhmm March 02, 2010
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