commit

to upload your files

he just committed and pushed his files!

by balakeallan February 03, 2022

Commit

I don't need to commit to women. You don't have the right to try and clamp down on my life to make a point about how men should have to commit to women. The fat cocks AREN'T committing to women and other men are raising their kids and feeding them with their taxes. You are fucking garbage and your slut daughter got her pussy-hole stretched by every fat-cock she interacted with and now you're trying to take it out on me.

Hym "Yeah, no, you aren't going to use me to make a point about how men need to commit to women. You'll pay for everything you used and if you don't you kids will die for it. You tried to cock block someone using his parent's emotional abuse. He threatened your kids over it. You used the threat as post hoc justification. I spoke out about it in a way you didn't like. You're trying to force me into compliance and make an example out of me. I won't allow it. I can and will guarantee that you some of your kids will die for it."

by Hym Iam April 04, 2024

commit not die

telling someone to not die because you romantically love them so much.

PLEASE COMMIT NOT DIE!

by unteched March 21, 2021

Commitment Puppy

A puppy adopted or bought to prove or force a relationship to be permanent. The modern equivalent of getting pregnant to force a marriage.

Girl 1: Wow, she sure does love that puppy. She's got to have posted at least 50 pictures of it.
Girl 2: It's her commitment puppy, didn't you notice how her boyfriend is in every picture?

by Fresh Edelweiss February 19, 2018

Commit jobacide

To terminate ones employment on a whim either by a single action or statement

I was sick of the place so decided to commit jobacide and told my boss to chase them selves

by Big aldo November 30, 2018

Commit Shaming

Commit Shaming is when a person called Marcel, shames a person called Tim, because the size and amount of commits do not match the work done.

Marcel: Why the fuck did you commit only the title??
Tim: I thought we had to commit more?
Marcel: Yes but not stupid commits like this!!

Marcel has used Commit Shaming, which was very effective.

by TimAtOak July 06, 2021

commitable

Completely crazy; one foot in the looney bin; unfit for mingling with the general public

That persons is commitable. I have no idea why she expects to be treated like royalty; she is commitable.

by noepnope November 08, 2017