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Narrating My Life

Which is good for me because...
Hym "If you narrating my life doesn't include the sentence 'And then we all stopped doing it gave him the credit he deserved and paid him.' It IS GOING TO INCLUDE the sentence 'And then he stabbed a kid to death in a gas station.' You fucking trash-clowns."
by Hym Iam July 14, 2025
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Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life

And you're trying to rend both my mind and my free will away from me in their names. But all what your doing is proving me right. You believe that your fear gives you authority over my will. That's actually the basic premise of the Green Lantern.
Hym "Your kids do not have a RIGHT to my life. You are selfish, solipsistic people and your Jew-God is the solipsistic delusion of authority you think your kids give you. AND THAT... It's what the Christ story is about! Step 1. Jesus demonstrates his ability to perform miracles.
Step 2. You make him explain himself to you.
Step 3. You throw him and his followers into poverty.
Step 4. He explains to his followers what is happening.
Step 5. You turn the public against him.
Step 6. You have a mock-trial where his guilt or innocence is entirely irrelevant and his words are entirely meaningless.
Step 7. You prostrate and torture him to death in front of the mob
Step 8. His followers scatter and try to tell everyone what actually happened.
Step 9. You torture and kill all of his followers.
Step 10. Some time passes
Step 11. Wait a minute... You sound like...
We don't live in a 'children first' society. We live in a society predicated on the ritualist spiritual cannibalism of Christ. 'IT'S GOOD!' He sneers. Face mangled with rage. That's literally what 'God is Good' MEANS."
by Hym Iam March 7, 2025
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barring my life

you're dick riding - you keep coming for me for no reason
"don't you work at wendy's and have no money??"

"why are you barring my life right now fam"
by ariiii23432 February 3, 2024
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Love of my life

The most awesome, sweetest person you will ever know. A compassionate, sweet, loving person who will make you feel like the only person in the whole world. In a room filled with people, you will both choose each other
“Sawyer is the absolute love of my life, did you know that?” - madi
“Cute, mine is josh” - B
by Madi loves sawyer July 10, 2024
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Don't try my life

When someone insults or talks badly about your favorite thing in the world.
Hater: "Yo, I fucking hate Fornite"
You: "Yo Don't try my life"
by MillieLycan April 5, 2018
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