hempy

Something that is really, really gay.

Dude, that was hempy.

by peeoncarl June 20, 2010

Hump the Rainbow

To make comments or actions that provide no value to a conversation or event other than to invite argument or bickering among the participants.

See: Stirring the pot.

Person 1: What do you guys want to get for dinner?

Person 2: Whatever you guys want.

Person 3: Did you hear that Person 1 slept with Person 2s wife?

Person 1: Dude, why do you always have to hump the rainbow?

by lithian1611 December 28, 2009

Hump Noodle

To dry hump someone in a free noodle like motion

1:Yo have you ever heard of the hump noodle
2:Ya i do that to my girlfriend every morning

by Chanel Diamond Glitter January 2, 2015

Forest Hump

When you go around the country and fuck all day long and you just keep going and you keep going and going and going and then your like I'm tired of fucking tired of this shit and you go to your home town and marry some bitch you knew from your childhood

(Guy fucks for 5 years straight). I'm tired of fucking bitches. I'm going home. Hump Forest Hump

by The world is grim June 2, 2017

humpdy dump

The act of a male or female taking a dump on their partners chest, then they go to an elevated place and fall backwards into the shit thus making it splatter all over the place.

Billy shit on debras chest, then he climbed onto his couch and gave her the humpdy dump

by Codach January 1, 2012

Victory Hump

In a fps, after getting a kill, the player stands on top of the dead body and proceeds to crouch up and down repeatedly, therefore it looks like he is "humping" his opponent. For me, this is best done on Halo 2 (Xbox live) because the person you kill can see that you are "humping" him.

After killing player 2, he did his Victory Hump.

by j3ss3!!!!! July 28, 2006

Homeless Hump-Free

When a random homeless guy clings to your left theigh and repeatedly rubs your foreskin with a chocolate glazed Krispy Kreme donut until ejaculation.

"Dude, my cousin got a Homeless Hump-Free coupon from McDonald's while getting head in the bathroom from Ted Babooshka."

by 300 Foreskin January 19, 2010