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the white horse

if you want to ride dont ride the white horse (heroin)
if you want to ride, ride the white pony (cocaine)
by cocaine/heroineHeadrushBabe November 28, 2006
mugGet the the white horsemug.

horses for courses

What might be good for one situation/person might not be good for another.
'I really like rock music, but it's horses for courses.'
by Claire Lane June 11, 2007
mugGet the horses for coursesmug.

Horse Turtle

Omnipotent supreme being. Creator of all. Looks like a horse with a turtle shell wrapped around its body, wears a crown to signify its dominance. has flames shooting out of its rectal cavity, no reason has been explained. very skilled at many different things including making sandwiches. Killed the dinosaurs because they ate his big bowl of cream cheese. The only time it has cried is when Scar killed Mufasa in the Lion King. Horse Turtle invented x box live among many many other things (everything, random facts are funnier than simply stating everything). Horse Turtle is also Bowsers brother in law. Was a one time member of the APA.
the closest example would be god but even god does not equal the raw power of the Horse Turtle.
by BBrown08 April 3, 2009
mugGet the Horse Turtlemug.

horse balls

krissy: damn boy you got some big balls.
andrew: you bet. around here we call them horse balls.
by sexikrissyXD January 29, 2009
mugGet the horse ballsmug.

horse slammer

A sexual act where the woman wears a horse mask and neighs during sex and at the end the man cums in the nostrils
"I gave my girl such a good horse slammer last night but I missed the nose holes
by theoghorseslammer September 20, 2017
mugGet the horse slammermug.

Knee-Horse

The protective layer of pillow that can be found between extra knobby-knees.
The Knee-Horse is the horse that sits between your knees at night and you ride it through your dreams!!
by BEEBEE December 7, 2013
mugGet the Knee-Horsemug.

Horse beers

Question: Why is Paul so wavey?

Answer: He's had a fair few horse beers mate. He doesn't know what's going on.
by manabouttownend March 16, 2020
mugGet the Horse beersmug.

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