Halloween

A kick ass holiday that's a ton of fun. People of all ages enjoy it and celebrate it unless they're lame or a scaredy cat.

Festivities usually kick off around 5:30 pm, which is when most adults get home from work if it's a weekday, and usually last until the early hours of the following morning unless the following morning is a weekday, in which case the festivities will end at midnight so working adults and school aged children can get some sleep. Costumes or festive t-shirts are normally worn, houses are decorated with an assortment of items designed to be scary, candy is passed out to children between the ages of 0 to 18, and alcohol is consumed en masse by teens and adults. Parties, pranks, and crime are commonplace depending on where you live. If dealing with people isn't your thing, just pour yourself something strong and watch a scary movie.

Common Halloween costumes:

Ghosts
Witches
Vampires
Zombies
Mummies
Skeletons
Werewolves
Jason Voorhees
Ghostface
Freddy Kruger
Micheal Myers
Leatherface
Yeah, my boyfriend is dressing up as Dracula for Halloween, so I'm going to dress up as a vampire bride.
by Vampira Andres June 22, 2023
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Something that we didn't have in the year 2020
Person 1: '' Oi mate, Halloween is canceled this year due to the C-word''
Person 2: '' Are you f***ing kidding me, mate !!''
by THEREX November 04, 2020
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The only day (especially in a cathothic school) when you look forward to being alive to get high on candy.
Wow Halloween is such a waste of money.
by SandalRoro666 October 29, 2019
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The day before no nut November starts and you fap as much as you can.
1: I went 7 times on Halloween bro I’m ready for no nut November now
2: Nice dude, I went 8
by jackolantern6969 October 31, 2019
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the one day a year a girl can dress like a total slut and no other girls can say anything about it
“its halloween im gonna dress like a slut”
what if regina makes fun of you?”
“she cant its halloween”
by bubblegumish December 22, 2023
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Halloween is when a bunch of fat little kids go running around house to house looking for candy.
Halloween night:
John: Hey look I got more candy! But what else do I have?

Savannah: diabetes.
by Sad girl 101 November 01, 2019
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The only day when you get to take candy from a stranger without possibly getting kidnapped
by RebelGirl124 October 31, 2019
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