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Gurt

PERSON 1: Gurt so Kevin
Gurt: vro.
by Vrowhogurt May 3, 2025
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Gurting

When someone is doing something very smart but at the same time very dangerous. Used by the unemployed/chronically online reel users
Me: yogurt
Gurt: yo wassup I’m straight up gurting it right now
by Spoodledarf April 9, 2025
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Gurt

" YOGURT!"
Gurt - Sybau
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Gurting

To do something smart but also very dangerous
"Gurting" "ts gurt" or "tg"
by Gurtmaster33 April 15, 2025
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Gurt

Doing something very smart, but also very dangerous.
See ts duck, what he is doing is very smart, but at the same time it could be considered very dangerous
See ts duck, he's gurting
by balooney76 April 15, 2025
mugGet the Gurtmug.

Gurt

yo
Me: Yogurt
Gurt: yo
Me: Sybau 🥀
by A1fred0g June 30, 2025
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naughty go-gurt

When one rinses out an unused condom, and then layers: yogurt, honey and any other sweetener inside. Then they tie the base of the condom to the grates of their freezer. About 24 hours later, they come back to see whether or not it froze, and if it did: THEY'LL DO WHAT THEY WOULD WITH A GO-GURT!!
P1: Hey, do you still have any naughty go-gurts left?
P2: Nah, I'm out of rubbers.
P1: That's a shame. *sigh*
by Doctor Fucker February 17, 2017
mugGet the naughty go-gurtmug.

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