A clock gobbling falgget is a man of the effimenete nature who loves the taste of sweaty cock. He devours the meat like a teenage whore on prom night. Clock gobbling flaggets also love cats. They love the feel of their fur, the taste of their kiss and the feel of cat cock on their drooling little tongue. Clock gobbling flaggets enjoy taking it up the ass, licking the butt, but never taste the ta'int. You know a clock gobbling flagget when you see one. He has long, thick braids, tight pants that show his ass wares and is usually a Manager in a retail store. He treats his employees like pure shit because he has no life outside of work. He will stab you in the back, talk about you to everyone and he especially loves eating your lunch. Your local clock gobbling flagget can be seen at the Club dancing like it's 1999, lurking around the Men's restroom waiting for a big, Black cock to slap him in the face and spending hours on his knees taking it up the butt.
Eric was caught by campus security slobbing on Jeff's knob. He is such a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
If you like the taste or cock on your tongue you my friend are a clock gobbling flagget.
by SlobKnobRob June 17, 2025
by Trick March 04, 2016
A blob of semen on a womans face after you pull out of her mouth just in time and ejaculate after a blow job.
by Fromage Frais. January 24, 2008
Same meaning as to "give head" or a "blowjob". Can also be defined as "deep-throating", and swallowing all that comes out.
"I gobbled my boyfriends garbage last night."
"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."
"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."
"A gave him a blowjob, but also gobbled his garbage."
"I was just going to suck you off, but now I'm going to gobble your garbage."
by The Lanzer April 18, 2010
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by raichubutt September 06, 2023
When a man's getting his dick sucked from a woman who is unsure, hesitates, signals, or doesn't want to swallow. She should be told, 'gobble the glue'. Often times, the saying is lengthened by saying, 'gobble the glue' or I'll glue your eyes shut!