Dick flattening

Any time you get yelled at but usually when you screw up at work and usually by someone in authority

I messed up my expense report and Joyce gave me a Dick flattening in the office right in front of everyone

Kim keeps a rolling pin in her desk drawer so she can give a Dick flattening at a moments notice

by UDstorytime May 1, 2023

Fattiesets

A girl with some big boobs

Dang that girl has some fattiesets!!!

by MeganH April 29, 2008

fattigan

An obese member of the local police force, usually found in big cities and usually a detective.

Oh, I see they put fattigan on the case. Some guys have all the luck.

by MAX reality January 6, 2010

fatt white

A Real man who take care of his responsibilities but don't take no bullshit

Fatt white boy

by Gidtv March 13, 2017

Fattie banger magnet

A person that attracts fat chicks then bangs them.

Shane attracts fatties and bangs them. Shane is a fattie banger magnet

by PA69guy January 20, 2018

fatter where it counts

A phrase a perverted guy says to a girl. Meaning he wants to smash her or meaning she has a nice ass.

Oh yea she is fatter where it counts

by isuckdickforliving January 24, 2018

fattie auntie

Fattie auntie is a person who loves to eat she had a niece named lizzy and would always feed me food and I would never stop eating

Q:Fattie auntie would you like some food?
A: YES SI PORFAVOR!

by Fattie auntie November 22, 2018