A hotel bellboy, ideally one wearing a wack uniform with a stupid-looking organ-grinder cap. No racial connotation, he (usually) can be any race.
The door monkey at the Hyatt rushed me but I blew past him cause I wanted to get straight to my room and take a dump.
by Floyd Sig September 15, 2007
Get the door monkeymug. A euphemism for an extremely hot, or well endowed (large breasted) female who has honored a warehouse or warehouse like business with her presence. Door 5 is merely a cover so one can announce it freely to other workers without being suspicious.
by Corey Thomas Laurin March 18, 2008
Get the Door 5mug. by sneakers March 31, 2014
Get the poster-doormug. The act of rolling your shorts into a thong and placing your nuts out of the right side and the ween out of the left side to portray the appearance of a Lamborghini with suicide doors.
by Petty Officer Kyle November 2, 2020
Get the Suicide Doorsmug. A door that tells you the opposite of what you're supposed to do, or requires a sign to tell you what to do. These doors are very frustrating and can be mistaken many times.
God Dammit Jim! I keep pulling this push door!
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.
Ah yes, that's a Norman door, a real pain in the ass.
by xX_herobrineslayer95_Xx July 16, 2016
Get the Norman Doormug. by Beaux Hoit November 9, 2018
Get the Door Coonmug. The act of using Uber or Lyft to hookup. Especially useful with inflated gas prices and not wanting your fuck buddy to know what you drive.
by Bojangles Chicken May 14, 2022
Get the door gashmug.